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It was a quiet day and Marx, Magolor, Kirby, and Lacky were watching a sitcom on TV.

"Ahaha, he trip on the sidewalk!" Lacky laughed.

"Too bad he didn't fall flat on his face. Now that would've been hilarious!" Marx responded.

"Poyo, he dropped his burger. Now it's going to go to waste…" Kirby said.

"How did he trip in the first place? There's nothing there." Magolor said.

Just then 02 floated in front of the television, blocking everyone's view.

"Hey, move it or lose it! You're in the way!" Marx said.

"All of you are imbeciles with short attention spans, so I'm going to force all of you to take a class."

"What kind of class sir? A woodshop class? A cooking class?" Lacky asked.

"Poyo! Cooking class? Kirby wants to take it!" Kirby exclaimed.

"No! It's a normal class with normal subjects like math and science."

"That's dumb. I know enough math to get me through life, now move it redeye," Marx said.

02 gave Marx a slight glare then without removing his glare slammed the television set into the wall, shattering it.

"Hey! I paid good money for that!" Magolor shouted.

"Shut up! You'll be able to watch your precious TV again once you prove to me you're not an imbecile."

"Pfft! Hahaha, you're never going to watch TV again Kirby!" Marx laughed.

"I wouldn't be laughing Marx. You don't seem too bright yourself." 02 said.

"We'll see about that. Hehe."

"Well I guess I'll take the class. This should be a snap." Magolor bragged.


02 escorted Marx, Magolor, Kirby, and Lacky to a room that was setup like a classroom. They took their seats and saw a piece of paper set down in front of them.

"Look sir! This paper has a bunch of squiggies!" Lacky said.

"They aren't 'squigglies' you dolt! They are math problems. Very easy math problems. If you can solve these problems, then you'll prove to me you're not a complete imbecile," 02 said.

"I feel as if you're insulting my intelligence…" Magolor responded.

"I am. Now shut up and complete the assignment."

"Done." Marx said.

"What? You're done aready?" 02 sounded surprised.

"Ohoho, I see. You think I'm stupid or something huh? Well in your big-eyed face!" Then he slammed the paper onto 02's desk.

"I'm done too," Magolor rose from his seat and placed the paper on 02's desk, "I find this ridiculous."

"Kirby stuck…" Kirby said.

"On which problem?" Lacky asked.

"The last one. Kirby not sure if it's a trick question. What does 0 + 2 equal?"

"Well that's easy! Who knew you were so stupid Kirby! 0 + 2 equals zero squared because it's double the nothing. Just like my master's name."

Magolor listened to Kirby and Lacky's conversation and placed his hand over his face, "I swear those two…," he sighed.

"Okay, that makes sense! Poyo!" So Kirby and Lacky finished up their papers and turned them in.

"Now that everyone is done, shut up while I grade your papers," 02 said.

Marx turned towards Magolor, "Pst, hey Magolor watch this. Hehe."

Then Marx turned towards Kirby to get his attention, "Pst, Kirby you wanna know the fastest way to past this class?"

"Poyo? What?"

"By dividing by zero. It's a complicated math procedure that only you could possible pull off. Here, inhale these scissors."

Kirby inhaled the scissors and turned into Cutter Kirby.

"Okay, but why did Kirby have to transform?" Kirby asked.

Marx signaled for Kirby to lean closer, "In order to divide by zero, you have to strike the source if you catch my drift," he whispered. Then he pointed in 02's direction.

"Ohhh, Kirby gets you," Kirby paused for a moment, "But when does Kirby strike?"

"You'll know when the time is right. Hehe." Then Marx leaned back in his seat.

By then 02 was done grading the papers.

"Hm, well Magolor received 100% and miraculously Marx did too…as for Kirby and Lacky, I'm not sure if you were trying to flatter me or if you two are just that stupid: 0 + 2 equals 2, not zero squared. Anyways, Kirby you received a C and Lacky you received a D.

"D is for Dark Matter! Yay! Lacky shouted.

"No, it's for dimwit. Now shut up." 02 turned around to write on the board, "Now if any of you can solve this math problem, then you can leave."

Marx quietly yawned, put a small piece of paper in his mouth, and began to chew. Then he took out a straw. Magolor notice and became suspicious.

"Marx, what are you up to?" he whispered to him.

"Hm? Oh nothing. Just gonna hit 02 in the back of the head. Heh," Marx whispered back.

Marx spat the piece of paper through the straw. But at that moment, 02 turned around so the paper wad hit him right in the eye.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!," 02 roared. Everyone became startled by the sudden outburst. When Marx realized what he did, he panicked and dashed out of the room.

"Who did that!!??" 02 roared again. "Who was foolish enough to think that would be funny!?"

Kirby inconveniently thought that this was "the right time" Marx was talking about so he removed the cutter from his hat and threw it at 02, narrowly missing his wing.

"Kirby almost divided by zero!" Kirby shouted with glee.

Just then 02 lurched forward into Kirby's face then glared at him, "So you think that little prank of yours was funny?"

"No, that's Marx's job." Kirby replied.

"So now you think you're smart?"

"No, that's Magolor's job." Kirby answered sincerely.

"Don't play dumb with me!"

"No, that's Lacky's job."

Magolor tried signaling for Kirby to stop talking.

"Okay then Kirby. Do you know what your job will be?" 02 picked up Kirby, floated towards the back of the room, tossed him into the room's closet then slammed the door shut.

"Poyo. Why did you lock Kirby up?" Kirby asked knocking on the closet door.

02 floated back to the front of the classroom ignoring Kirby, "Does anyone else want to test me?"

"I thought you were the one testing us, sir." Lacky said.

"Do not start with me Lacky!" 02 gave an exasperated sigh, "Ugh…my eye is killing me…Wait…where's Marx?"

"Uh…he ditched class…" Magolor replied.

"Of course he would. You know what, I'm done. You're all imbeciles."

"Hey! I passed that test with flying colors!" Magolor said.

"I don't care. You're still an imbecile."

"I'm happy I got a D! I'm going to aim for a Z next time!" Lacky said.

02 placed a wing over his face, "How did I spawn such an idiot?"

"That says a lot about you doesn't it 02?" Magolor said.

02 glared at Magolor, "I advise you not be snarky towards me like your little jester friend. You will regret it."

"I'm just saying…" Magolor floated up from his seat, "Well thanks for wasting my time with kindergarten work. I'm going to go read a book," Then he floated out of the room.

"Weee! That was fun!" Lacky shouted.

"Shut up Lacky. Let's go." So 02 left the room with Lacky following beside him.



A few hours went by. A knock came from the back of the room.

"Poyo…can you let Kirby out now. Kirby hungry…"
This one is slightly longer than my others, but it's mostly dialogue anyways.

This is also the first one that pretty much everyone has a significant role.


Hehe, Zero Two has to deal with these "hooligans". :iconheplz:
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:iconeeveegamergirl:
EeveeGamerGirl Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Operetta: //Resists writing down "0 + 2 = 02." 
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:icongpendergrass983:
gpendergrass983 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Student Artist
what's 0-2?
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:iconeeveegamergirl:
EeveeGamerGirl Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
2
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:icongpendergrass983:
gpendergrass983 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Artist
WRONG -2
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:iconemmy1093:
Emmy1093 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
Zero:Does anyone else want to test me?! Lacky:I thought you were the one testing us? LOL!rofl 
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:iconflarethespinefox:
FlareTheSpinefox Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
*Whistling as Oskar is in a wall for getting an F as I got an A*
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:iconkisamelover12:
Kisamelover12 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
So Marx is the funny one
magolor is the smart one
Lacky is the dumb one 
so what are kirby and 02
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
Kirby is the naive one
Zero Two is the angry one
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:iconkisamelover12:
Kisamelover12 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
I thought kirby was the cute one, but I can't argue with 02
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:iconmidnight3795:
Midnight3795 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
"How did I spawn such an idiot?"
^_^ haha
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:iconmidnight3795:
Midnight3795 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Actually, Lacky's line before that was funnier: "I'm going to aim for a Z next time!" This guy does not have any clue about how grades work. ^-^
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FlareTheSpinefox Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
WHOA. I SEE THE JOKE THEY MADE THERE. D for Dark Matter/Dimwit...Z for ZERO TWO!!! :D-*gets slapped by Zero Two*
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gpendergrass983 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Artist
F- Failing
E- Try harder
D- dimwit
C average
B- good
A- Great
S- SUPERB
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:iconmidnight3795:
Midnight3795 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Technically it's this:
F-Fail
D-Dreadful
C-Could be better
B-Better than most
A-Awesome

I like D=dimwit better, though.
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:icongpendergrass983:
gpendergrass983 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Student Artist
It is to give you a chance (all the VG i play that have a grading scale have S in them (polarity has E))
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Midnight3795 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Lacky: Yay! D for Dark Matter!
02: No, it's for dimwit. Now shut up.
me: :happybounce: Love Clap :D (Big Grin) That's funny hahaha!
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:iconsneakykid21:
sneakykid21 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
Pfhahaha Kirby completely dissed 02

OMG Lol about the "job jokes" i was laughing xD
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:iconsirdracoex:
SirDracoex Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I need to read more of these. This. Was. A. Riot! XD
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012
Thanks! =D
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darxxstarlawhynot Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
nice i like it!
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kirby7DX Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
MARX: ohoho i see. you think I'm stupid or something huh? well in your big eyed face!, the he slammed his paper on 02 desk.(we R who we R starts playing and marx stars dancing)

02: you are stupid...this is how you dance!! (02 starts break dancing)

MAGOLOR: ...(turns to Kirby and lacky) OH WHAT!!??? now you two are dancing??!!
....well ..I'll just go to BEST BUY and buy a new TV...0_o (>'.')>
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Ravonosify Featured By Owner May 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: Hmm. *Looks at title* ...This can't be good.
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner May 5, 2012
Lol :giggle:
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:iconstarkirby4354:
Starkirby4354 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012   Artist
This is one of the most funniest stories in your series! XD "D is for Dark Matter!" Pfffffffffffffffffffff xD
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
Thanks! :lol:
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:iconstarkirby4354:
Starkirby4354 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012   Artist
no prob! Wanna be friends?
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
Sure if you want.
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Starkirby4354 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012   Artist
awesome
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geegee216 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
"I feel as if you're insulting my intelligence…" Magolor responded.

"I am. Now shut up and complete the assignment."


^^^^^
BEST LINE(may or may not draw this into a scribble comic idk)
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
:lol:

That would be cool if you did. XD
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:icongeegee216:
geegee216 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
if i have the time
(stupid school bluh bluh blih)
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crazyhand987 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012
Could you do a episode when it like shows how they all became friends? :) :) :) :) :) :D :D :D :D :D :D
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012
Hmm, possibly. Sounds like an interesting idea.
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DomesticHeart Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
xDDD
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012
:XD:
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:icondialga090:
Dialga090 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You make the best little fanfictions! :lmao:
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
Thanks! =D
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jestcrazy32 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This is the most hilarious story i've ever read.XD and a very ORIGINAL one at that. I can't wait to see what else you have in store! :D
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
Thank you! =)
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:iconjestcrazy32:
jestcrazy32 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
You're welcome! :hug:
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:iconlunara-nightjewel:
Lunara-NightJewel Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
XDDD I can't un-read this.
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
:XD:
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:iconlunara-nightjewel:
Lunara-NightJewel Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Ooh, can you write one where Magolor is forced by 02 to teach kintergaden? And all the students are crazy and unable to control?
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
Hmm...I don't know since the series revolves around the five main characters I put in it. I might have to switch your idea up a bit.
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Lunara-NightJewel Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hmmm...
02 wants revenge, so he forces Magolor to be a kindergarden teacher... Marx, Kirby, and Lacky are forced to be students along with a bunch of little kids (like Bronto Burts, Waddle Dees, etc.) Marx goofs off because he thinks he doesn't need this class, and Magolor gets molested by the other students. He begins to be a bad teacher, yelling at the students harshly. And then 02 fires Magolor for his behavior. He tries teaching them himself, and then they treat him just as they did Magolor, and 02 ends up doing something to the school to completely destroy it. Ironically, all the students, along with Kirby, Marx, Magolor and Lacky manage to get out, XD If you want me to change it again, tell me.
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Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
I was thinking more of Magolor babysitting some little kids instead of teaching them. I don't want to recycle the same plot.
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:iconlunara-nightjewel:
Lunara-NightJewel Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Yeah... XD Tis fine.
Hey... You should get a FanFiction account! I bet you'd get comments there as well! I do! I'm one of the most popular Kirby fanfiction writers there!
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starsailor5 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Student Filmographer
XD hehe, poor kirby. by the way who's lacky? Is that a darkmatter or something?
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:iconcandy-swirl:
Candy-Swirl Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012
Yea, Lacky is Zero Two's Dark Matter assistant.
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:iconstarsailor5:
starsailor5 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Student Filmographer
ah, I thought it was something like that!
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